I made this to combine my two favorite things.
beeeeed
Bed looks like a bed. But I need a beeeeeed so I can sleep in it. bed is just too small for me.
Goodnight.
BIG
I wish the word big was longer than the word small so big would seem like a bigger word.
If I were a big fat blind gay guy maybe I’d finish my essay.
I WATCH KING OF THE HILL SO OFTEN I STARTED MAKING THESE.
MY FRIEND TOLD ME TUMBLR HAD HOT BITCHES
“MY FRIEND TOLD ME TUMBLR WAS GAY AND I THOUGHT IT BUT I ASKED ANOTHER FRIEND HE SAID IT WASN’T GAY BUT IT WAS FULL OF HOT BITCHES AND I MADE ONE AND THERE WERE HOT BITCHES.”
And then
Then I just feel content with what I have.
And other times
Other times I feel alone.
Sometimes
Sometimes I feel like I’m in love.
I want a flock of owls to know my name.
This duck only knows me for a moment because of my bread.
